Medical Discovery?????

So Christina and I went to the gym today and again we had a good workout. This time when we went there were two elliptical machines waiting for us, so we hopped on for 30 minutes and caught the end and beginning of teenage love between high school girls and vampires. I think that this has been perhaps the best movie yet to work out to because I felt like I was trying to run away the whole time. Anywho after the elliptical work out I climbed aboard the stair master, and worked on it for a mere 5 minutes. The stair master has definitely left me feeling like a pupil, and speaking of such this is a good segue into my medical discovery. Every part of me that could exude sweat did so. In fact, and here is the odd part, I think that my eyes actually began to sweat, a least they were stinging, so trying to remember my biology I looked up eyeballs, and as of yet can not find any scientific backing for my claim, but I am sure I did. Again the the goal is to lose about 15 lbs by the end of the summer and if I continue to sweat from my eyeballs I may just make it. Good luck to us all...